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THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY PERSONAL WEBSITE.

FEEDBACK IS TRULY APPRECIATED.


HOWEVER,

I never respond to those who're offering their website improvement services, or
who may want to provide some other cost related website or internet service.
Nor do I respond to what I might consider as odd, dubious, suspicious, and outright
spam, of course, all of which are simply deleted.








Contact Me


I’d love to hear from you, whoever you may be, and I won’t bite,
Unless you’re tasty, perhaps, as I do have a good appetite.
But I’d rather chat, hear what you’ve got to say, so, please contact me,
And as far as what’s on my site goes, you’re welcome to disagree.

Yes, please get in touch, otherwise, I won’t know that you’re there, you see,
Busy checking out my website and perusing my poetry.
I’d hate to miss you, really would, and I’d like you to be my friend,
So, please take a moment (or two, perhaps), and a wee message send.

Fill in your name and email address, and I will get back to you,
Unless you say don't bother, and I won't, even though I'd like to.
All you’ve got to do is say, and back to my cubby-hole I’ll go,
Though I would rather have the opportunity to say, “Hello.”

I’d offer you lunch, but technology isn’t that good, clearly,
So, just munch away in front of me, I really don’t mind, truly.
After all, I can’t see you, even when I’m in front of my screen,
But if you’ll kindly leave a message, I’ll certainly know you’ve been.

And that would be nice, 'cause folk seldom make contact, just quietly,
Though when someone does bother, I appreciate it immensely.
So, don’t be concerned, I’d simply love to hear from you, chat with you,
And no, I won’t bite, even if you’re tasty, 'cause I’ve nails to chew.

By Lance Landall




Any feedback is not displayed on my website.



TO LEAVE FEEDBACK, USE THE FORM BELOW, FILLING IN ALL FIELDS.

I look forward to hearing from you!

BUT FIRST, PLEASE NOTE:

If you do not want a reply please say so and your wishes will be respected. Otherwise, I'll reply in order to acknowledge your comments and say thank you.
If you were happy for me to get back to you, not having said otherwise, and you haven't heard from me within a couple of days, then something has definately gone amiss somewhere (either you're feedback going astray, my response to you going astray, or you being someone who, as stated above, I would not respond to), and therefore, please let me know, because I wouldn't want to miss your feedback, and wouldn't want you thinking that I've ignored you. I'm a man of my word.