THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY PERSONAL WEBSITE
Contact Me
I’d love to hear from you, whoever you may be, and I won’t
bite,
Unless you’re tasty, perhaps, as I do have a good appetite.
But I’d rather chat, hear what you’ve got to say, so, please contact me,
And as far as what’s on my site goes, you’re welcome to disagree.
Yes, please get in touch, otherwise, I won’t know that you’re
there, you see,
Busy checking out my website and perusing my poetry.
I’d hate to miss you, really would, and I’d like you to be my
friend,
So, please take a moment (or two, perhaps), and a wee message send.
Fill in your name and email address, and I will get back to
you,
Unless you say don't bother, and I won't, even though I'd like to.
All you’ve got to do is say, and back to my cubby-hole I’ll go,
Though I would rather have the opportunity to say, “Hello.”
I’d offer you lunch, but technology isn’t that
good, clearly,
So, just munch away in front of me, I really don’t mind, truly.
After all, I can’t see you, even when I’m in front of my screen,
But if you’ll kindly leave a message, I’ll certainly know you’ve been.
And that would be nice, 'cause folk seldom make contact, just
quietly,
Though when someone does bother, I appreciate it immensely.
So, don’t be concerned, I’d simply love to hear from you, chat with you,
And no, I won’t bite, even if you’re tasty, 'cause I’ve nails to chew.
By Lance Landall
Any feedback is not displayed on my website.
TO LEAVE FEEDBACK, USE THE FORM BELOW, FILLING IN ALL FIELDS.
I look forward to hearing from you!
BUT FIRST, PLEASE NOTE:
If you do not want a reply please say
so and your wishes will be respected. Otherwise, I'll reply in order to
acknowledge your comments and say thank you.
If
you were happy for me to get back to you, not having said otherwise,
and you haven't heard from me within a couple of days, then something
has definately gone amiss somewhere (either you're feedback going
astray or my response to you), and therefore, please let me know,
because I wouldn't want to miss your feedback, and wouldn't want you
thinking that I've ignored you. I'm a man of my word. However, your comments must conform to what's stated below, otherwise I won't reply.
WHAT I DON'T RESPOND TO:
a)
Those who're offering their website improvement services, or who may
want to provide some other cost related website or internet service.
b) Those simply wanting me to place a poem of theirs on my website, which is not what my website's been designed for.
c) What I might consider as odd, dubious, suspicious; and outright spam, of course, which is automatically deleted.
WHAT I DO RESPOND TO, AND ONLY SO:
a)
Genuine, personal feedback regarding what you might think of my
material (such as poems, articles, etc, and how such might have
affected you).
b) Any questions or concern you may have regarding anything I've written.
c) The usage of my material.
d) If you've a pressing, personal need to speak to someone.
e) If you wish to share something that's inline with my material, like a poem.
